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4Oct/100

Watch Brock Lesnar eat a fruit salad ‘Redneck Style’. Yes, shotguns are involved…

If you ever wanted to hear Brock Lesnar say ‘Today ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to be doing a Martha Stewart fruit salad medley’ all within the same sentence then you are in luck. You no longer have to worry. Your worry days are over. Worry days are a thing

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4Oct/100

Anderson Silva thinks Chael Sonnen owes his entire career to Royce Gracie

MMA fans throughout the world will continue to have mixed feelings about Anderson Silva and his mid-fight antics. All of you should stop pretending like he’s anything less than the most amazing striker that MMA has ever seen. He’s too advanced to block punches by keeping his hands raised. Instead,

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4Oct/100

Fedor Emelianenko will be in California on October 16th to promote EA Sports MMA

500 years from now future archeologists are going to unearth Fedor’s sweater-of-power fully intact with the words ‘One sweater to rule them all, one sweater to find them, one sweater to bring them all and in the darkness bind them’ inscribed in some elvish language. When these archeologists wear the

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4Oct/100

The Official 2010 Halloween Costume Contest – Sponsored by MMAOutlet

It’s that time of the year to dress irresponsibly and not be held accountable by society. It’s October which means it’s time to grab your nearest pocket knife and destroy a pumpkin in an attempt to make one of these. If you haven’t been making kindle from firewood for the

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4Oct/100

Mark Pavelich says he will be #2 in the MMA world or die trying

If you’re a vampire hunter, getting second place in any event will ensure that you have more material to get your job done. If you didn’t get that, then you have a social life — and I envy you. A few months ago Mark Pavelich sent me an email asking

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4Oct/100

Sakuraba has his own iPhone app and it’s in English!

If you have an extra $3.99 and want to support a guy responsible for making mixed martial arts into what you salivate over today, then grab Kazushi Sakuraba’s iPhone app and be proud of yourself for the rest of the year. The app is a collection of 178 philosophical quotes

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4Oct/100

Antonio McKee issues a statement for his haters, including Bas Rutten

There’s a video of Antonio McKee breaking down Adolph Hitler to Bob Sapp that’s floating somewhere on the internet solely because all videos have the buoyancy to float. The internet facilitates a collection of floating things that are always ’somewhere’. Occasionally, we run into these intangible objects and then we

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4Oct/100

James Irvin was involved in an epic MMA bout that no one saw

Two years ago, James Irvin was approaching frate trane status in the UFC’s 205lb division until he welcomed Anderson Silva to the light heavyweight ranks. After that, he never looked the same – like that time-share in Florida your parents thought would be a great idea to ‘invest’ in. Unfortunately,

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3Oct/100

The Sunday Morning Rumor Mill

Back-to-back nights of K-1 action and none of it was covered on MiddleEasy.com. We’re about mixed martial arts. Other guys like Head Kick Legend and Nightmare of Battle can cover what’s going down in the kickboxing world. We’ll just stick with obscure Datsik articles and hyper-analytical Top Ten lists. It’s

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3Oct/100

We asked Fabricio Werdum if he wants Fedor or Ubereem, here’s what he said…

Fabricio Werdum beat Fedor Emelianenko. To this day, I can’t believe I can type that sentence and still be telling the truth. In a parallel universe in an alternate timeline, Fedor Emelianenko defeated Fabricio Werdum. He’s still undefeated and every MMA site has him as the pound-for-pound best fighter in

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2Oct/100

Nick Diaz says if he’s going to lose, he wants to lose ‘for real’

What can be said about Nick Diaz that hasn’t already been said about the kid who used to steal your lunch money in third grade? If you’re a guy that likes to mean mug the peeling off an orange and is a self-proclaimed master of nunchuks then Nick Diaz is

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2Oct/100

Tim Hague just did this to Travis Wiuff last night and you didn’t even know

When Tim Hague decided to sign with another Canadian MMA organization besides MFC, Mark Pavelich took a visit to The Underground and had a few words, phrases and general insults he needed to get off his chest. The Pav can smack you in the face twenty times before you even

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2Oct/100

Jose Aldo says he would have no problem moving up in weight to fight in the UFC

Jose Aldo got that scar on his face by accidentally smashing into fence when he was running away from all the women who were chasing him after he made his WEC debut. Since then, I can’t keep Cat from throwing in some mention of Jose Aldo and her ‘knee-high socks’

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2Oct/100

Katsunori Kikuno will fight just in time for Halloween

From this moment on, Kikuno will defeat your favorite lightweight fighter. Today, I dare anyone to prove me wrong on that statement. On October 24th at the JCB Hall in Tokyo, Japan, there’s a chance that statement may be untrue. DEEP executives announced that current lightweight champion, Katsonori Kikuno, will

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2Oct/100

Jon Jones vs. Ryan Bader is slated for the beginning of 2011

Over a year ago, in order to propel MiddleEasy into the MMA world, I planned to go on a hunger strike until Brock Lesnar vs. Fedor Emelianenko finally happened. Granted, it wasn’t quite a hunger strike. A nutritional food company was going to sponsor me by sending boxes of this

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1Oct/100

Jake Shields shoots a dig at Strikeforce in his new interview

Everyone in the Bay Area of California claims they know Jake Shields. I’m not Inspector Gadget (nor do I claim to be), but my armchair detective skills tell me most of these people are lying. I met a guy on Xbox Live last weekend who claimed that he changed Jake

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1Oct/100

Watch the George Roop KO an endless amount of times today

George Roop knew the only way you can kill a zombie is with a direct headshot. He forget to double tap, so there’s a chance that we may see The Korean Zombie back in the WEC. I think Chan Sung Jung’s head bounced off the mat a total of four

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1Oct/100

Chael Sonnen says after Anderson Silva ‘begged for mercy’, he took it easy on him

Chael Sonnen looks like a default human and every MMA fighter is just a version of Chael Sonnen but with extra things added. Chael Sonnen looks like a guy that could give you tips on on pruning a bonsai tree. Chael Sonnen looks like a guy that could give you

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1Oct/100

The Reem: Episode 6 is out and it’s amazing

We’ve published every ‘The Reem’ episode on MiddleEasy and with every segment, it feels like we’re taking an unsolicited dive into the life of Alistair Overeem. If you haven’t seen any of the episodes, then my suggestion would be to use that ‘Search’ function on the right side of this

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1Oct/100

The Friday Morning MMA Link Party

Throw your hands in the air and be prepared to lower them whenever you garner a collection of strange looks from people. Your favorite day of the week has finally arrived and you can relax in knowing that the world will not come to an end this weekend. Don’t worry,

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